Two post-LEAF Limericks

Here are two limericks inspired by the contra dancing this past weekend at LEAF.

Limerick 131

We danced in a room full of dust
Teeming with sweat and hoping for just
That one perfect swing
To melt everything
To a puddle of soothed wanderlust.

Limerick 132

I return to my waiting work world
Climbing the stairs with my fists now uncurled
Dreams of long lines
Filling my mind
Where the weekend at LEAF still swirls.

Limerick 71

This is from yesterday, and I think the last line needs some massage yet, but I really like the first two lines. Critique away…

I woke to steady rainfall falling
On balustrades and on the awnings
And though it’s still warm
I know I’ve been warned
A harbinger of cold cold-calling.

One weird trick to fill your days with haiku

Sales of The Haiku Project have been pretty slow. A large part of this, I’m sure, is because I basically suck at doing commerce. But this blog is all about learning and improving, so let’s call this brief missive what it is: an ad unconvincingly disguised as a blog post. Click that link up there and find out what so many folks should be talking about!

In other news, the Limerick Rehabilitation Project is proceeding apace. The thing is that I’ve been writing them all in my trusty notebook, and I have not been making the time to transcribe them into any electronic format with which they can be shared. (And since no one can read my handwriting, I can’t share that either.) It’s not that I don’t want to share, it’s that I spend so much time in front of a computer every day that when I have actual free time, a computer is the last thing I want in my hands. Every now and then, however, I’ll slip one in on Facebook or something.

Oh, and one more thing: I have a secret project I’ve started that is still too new and fragile for details to spill out. But it’s exciting. You’ll just have to trust me on this one.

You Asked For It

Several of you Luddites out there have asked me about hard copies of Tango Girls. Since I had an evening free due to weather-related panic (seriously, y’all?) I went ahead and reformatted it for CreateSpace. It’s in the review process now, and should be available probably next week sometime. I shall be in touch.

In the meantime, here is one of my efforts from the Limerick Rehabilitation Project:

As I ran down the wind-soaked beach
Pondering the weight of my feet
How far to go
To reach my goal
As I ran down the wind-soaked beach.

Talk to you soon.

Project Update

One of the things that I learned from the Haiku Project that I’ve carried over to the Limerick Rehabilitation Project is that even though I am writing these things every day, I am not going to make any attempt to post them all. That is not because they are some big secret, or that I don’t want you to read/hear them. Rather,  it’s a huge pain in the ass to keep the blog up to date with them. Just like with the haiku, I write these in a little notebook, and eventually transcribe them into an electronic format. If I was then going to post them to the blog I’d end up posting like 40 or 50 at a time, and with the way my social medias are all connected now I’d be flooding everyone’s news feeds and just being annoying for all concerned.

Instead, every now and then, I’ll post one just to give you any idea of where I’m going with this. Today being either a now or a then, here’s a limerick:

The voice of Google Navigation
Has a strange habit of inflection
The way she says to-
ward with stress on “to”
As if “to” was the destination.

Feel free to be judgy in the comments.

What’s New for 2014

I am sure that many of you are wondering, in the wake of the smashing success of The Haiku Project, what I have planned for 2014.

Well, I pondered it and pondered it.  I really enjoy the idea of writing self-contained pieces every day. At the same time I need to be realistic about my schedule: much as I might like to I simply don’t have enough time to write a 30-line poem or short story every day. So, a short poetry form seemed best, but I didn’t want to do haiku again because I’d already done that.

Hence my project for 2014: every day, I will write at least one limerick.

Now, limericks have a deservedly bad reputation for being low and generally vulgar. I want to explore what else this form can hold, so my limericks will adhere to the following guidelines:

  • Must be five lines, with a strict rhyme scheme: AABBA (although AAAAA works too).
  • The line lengths (in syllables) can vary, but should be constant within the limerick. So, lines 1,2, and 3 should all be the same length, with lines 4&5 shorter but the same as each other. For example a common scheme is 9 syllables for lines 1,2, and 5, with lines 4 and 5 being just 6 syllables.
  • A limerick should have an iambic meter.
  • Nothing dirty (the occasional swear word notwithstanding).

None of this is to say that the limericks can’t be funny. If that happens naturally as I write them, that is just fine and dandy. But humor isn’t really the goal for me; this is an exploration and practice of meter and rhyme, with the stretch goal being no less than the revitalization of this ancient poetry form.

I’m calling it the Limerick Rehabilitation Project.

Crass Commercialism

The Haiku Project is at least complete, and ready to join the realm of consumable products. For now the list of outlets from which it is available is quite low, as is the price (both will rise in the future). For now, you can get an actual, perfect-bound, soft-cover hard copy for only $5 (plus shipping and handling, of course) from:

CreateSpace
Amazon

Or you can get an electronic copy from the Kindle store for just $2.99.

You’re already on your computer, so do some clicking and strike a blow for capitalism.